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Well hey there, my name is Kari but my nickname is kurrysauce..idk why. I read a shit ton of books and I love cats. My goal in life is to have no regrets, so I'm living life to it's fullest (cliche I know). I care about everybody I meet wether I like it or not. I don't forget things easily, that can be both good and bad. If you want to know more about me or have any questions just ask. I don't put up with bullshit though so if it's dumb..don't ask.

little-uno:

thatstoomainstream:

It’s weird how in animals seeing ribs/collar&hip bones is considered sick or even abusive, but in people that’s considered beautiful.

This may have just changed my life.

troyesivan:

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

THEY’RE HERE

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

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guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

youknowwhut:

Tarzan monkey man, swinging from a bra band. Fell down, broke his penis, what color was his semen?

illicitbehaviour:

I can’t stand being at school anymore. It’s gotten to the stage where I would literally do anything just so I don’t have to go. I’m so sick of sitting in class and feeling completely stupid because I can’t understand anything at all. I honestly can’t see the point when every single lesson I just feel like walking out in tears. ugh. 

n1la:

c4pc0m:

rapidpregnancy:

disl0cate:

boykitty:

elderbuttfuckingnaked:

fredezhilton:

this is the gayest thing i have ever witnessed in my very gay life

i didn’t even know it was possible to do that in heels 

gays: 1 girls: 0

this is fucking amazing

What the fucccckkkk

DONe

omg

ponshi:

leftinstitches:

amhras:

jesus only had 12 followers

but they talked to him

why don’t you guys talk to me

Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one

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apparently I’m volatile, self-obsessed, and don’t play well with others

apparently I’m volatile, self-obsessed, and don’t play well with others

feltclffe:

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